If you are not familiar with pugs, they can be a bit gassy. The newest member of our gang is TOXIC.
On a recent night while I was sleeping soundly for a change, Derrick jumped out of bed, flipped on the light and started stomping around the room. I opened a bleary eye and snarled, I mean politely asked "What the heck are you doing?". He looked accusingly at the pup and declared that said pup had "$hit on the floor". No I said laughing, he has gas, he hasn't gotten off the bed.
Derrick replied "Shove his a$$ under the covers then", he then plopped back in bed and was snoring in seconds.
Poor guy!
